Wrong on so many levels...

At the end of the year, our students get their yearbooks. They are in black and white, and everybody signs everybody else's, as well as signing tee shirts and arms and jeans and faces. It's a real big deal out here in rural America. And it's only middle school. Well, as I've noted, it's a small town, and many people are related, not that it really stops anything, but...So, a student asked another teacher to sign her yearbook (see, there was a point). Of course, she agreed, and went to write something "nice" on the indicated ("Sign RIGHT here!") spot. She starts to write, but she glances around the page and sees the following:

"I'll never call you FIRECROTCH again, because you are the bestest cousin ever. We're gonna have a great summer."

Ew!