Memorable quotes from the daily life of a middle school teacher (some from adults!)
- Johnny, please take your pants off your head.
- Ew! There’s underwear in the hallway!
- Teacher walks into the room, and Johnny is scratching his head. The rest of the class is watching him. She stops and looks at him. He says, “I have dirt in my head.”
- Teacher: I need your attention.
Student: Just teach the damn class.
Teacher: Please step outside.
Student: What? Damn’s not a bad word. Now, fuck, well, that’s a bad word. - Hey teacher! There’s poop sandwiches on the roof! (seriously, a student really said that.)
- Student to teacher as she is passing out the final exams: Does this count as a grade?
- Student poem: I am Evan.
I am lazy.
I am what I am. (There's a certain beauty to this simplicity) - Who threw that at me? This is NOT respectful!
- Oh! I accidentally unbuttoned my pants!
- (same period as #9—I have NO idea what was being referenced) Ew! It’s dripping!
- Response to the journal entry “What have you learned this week?”: I’ve learned there are five season of MacGyver! Yay!
- Student: Hey Teacher. What're your favorite movies?
Teacher: Oh, you probably haven’t heard of them. They’re mostly foreign.
Student to other student, whispering: Oh my god! Did she say porn?
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These are hysterical. God, I miss middle school sometimes. :)
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